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Don’t Be That Guy
Bad Resume Guy 2: Is It Me You’re Looking For?
"So this SEO guy walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, night club, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine,…
Don’t Be That Guy – The Bad Candidate
I didn't write this one. I mean, I'm copying and pasting the content in here...but this comes in from...oh, let's…
I’d Like To Connect With You On LinkedIn Guy
“If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.” – Martin Blank
A couple years ago…
Inspirational Quote Guy
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times, if I need someone else to inspire me to do better…
Garbage Pail Colleagues
I remember the Garbage Pail Kids from my childhood fondly.
If you're too young to remember them...well, I'm…
The Vanishing
"If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there." - Martin Blank, Grosse Pointe Blanke…
Powerpoint Guy
"Do you *really* believe that there's some stored up conflict that exists between us? There *is* no us. *We* don't…
Don’t Be “That Guy” – Volume 2
So a couple months ago at a great ITintheD event at the BlackFinn, "That Guy" shows up once again.
Older…
The LinkedIn Prostitution Ring
BREAKING NEWS: Attorney Generals from all 50 states, fresh off their high of censoring first amendment rights by…
Don’t Be That Guy – Baron Von Shush
"I don't know WHAT that was...but it wasn't a ITintheD.com event" - Recruiter, during an email exchange about the…
The Used Car Salesman
I think I've finally figured out what we are.
Sure, there have been the eHarmony and Match.com of IT…
Don’t Be That Guy: Political Pundit Guy
“Brace yourselves…political posts are coming...”
If you rank the worst times to be alive on social media,…
Don’t Be That Person – Sensitive (Bad Word)
“Lighten up Francis…” – Sgt. Hulka
**Note: There will be words in here that might offend you. If anything I…
Don’t Be That Guy – The Booty Call Networker
"If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there." - Martin Blank, Grosse Pointe Blank.…
Don’t Be That Guy: Klout Score Guy
I'm just going to go ahead and get this out of the way - yeah, I joined Klout. Yeah, I still have an account.
But…
Johnny The Paperboy
"Four weeks, twenty papers, that's two dollars. Plus tip." - Johnny The Paperboy, Better Off Dead
There are…
Don’t Be That Guy – The Seven Deadly Sins of Networking
"If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there." - Martin Blank, Grosse Pointe Blank.…
Video Resume Guy
"If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there." - Martin Blank
For the rest of my…
Sometimes The Cure Is Worse Than The Disease
You know how you hear/see those commercials for whatever wonder pill of the week some pharmaceutical company wants…
Feeding off the Unemployed Guy
"If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there." - Martin Blank
To say that the…