Want to Golf With Darren McCarty?
Have three friends? Like to golf? Want a shot at winning some cool prizes? Want to ask Darren McCarty what it felt like to pummel The Turtle?
If any of those are true, you should read this…
So, the reason why our annual Guys Weekend At Oktoberfest in Frankenmuth To Be Drunken Fools isn’t taking place this year is because Bob is an idiot, and booked a fundraiser golf outing for his daughter’s school right smack dab in the middle of what should have been yet another Greatest. Weekend. Ever. Now, it’s for a good cause, and I’m all for helping out his daughter (mostly because she’s already smarter than he is, but that’s a topic for another day…), but still, I’m a little bitter about it. As you can probably tell. However, that won’t stop me from helping his daughter out by plugging the event here, and giving you the chance to golf with McCarty this weekend if you’re so inclined to do so…
Auburn Elementary Golf Outing with Special Guest Darren McCarty!
Starts: Sunday September 18, 2011, 08:00AM EDT
Ends: Sunday September 18, 2011, 05:00PM EDT
1984 Taylor Rd
Auburn Hills, MI 48326
$100 a person gets you: 18 holes at Fieldstone Coffee and donut breakfast Bratwurst and chips at the turn 4 drink tickets (alcohol or soda) BBQ dinner at Fieldstone following $10,000 Hole-in-one contest Putting contest – Longest drive contest – Closest to the hole contest 50/50 and prize raffle
For sponsorship information, please contact: Bob Waltenspiel at 586-260-0577 – email@example.com
To book your foursome, please contact: Tom Drake – 586-604-1134 – firstname.lastname@example.org
Money raised will be going to purchasing eReaders for the library and will also pay for supplies for the 35 teachers of Auburn Elementary.
Plus there’s a whole bunch of prizes that are being raffled off as well (we have a huge raffle with 15+ prizes over $50 including a McCarty jersey, McCarty skates, a 32″ TV, a smoker, a wine refrigerator, beer mirrors, etc), so if you’ve got the time, this could be a very cool weekend activity!
See? Look at me, being the bigger person and setting my bitterness aside to help a child. Someone give me a trophy!